Badi Muddat Baad Aaj Fon Par Uski Awaz Suni To Dil Ne Dhadakate Hue Kaha . . . . . . . Jaldi Yaad Kar Kamine Kaun Si Wali Hai
Tambaku Hanikarak Hai Ho Sakta Hai Aapke Jivan Men Ladki Wali Rekha Tambaku Ragadne Ke Karan Mit Jaye Aur Aap Kunwaare Rah Jao Samay Hai Soch Lo!
Pathan Raatbhar Mujara Dekhta Raha Subah Mujare Wali Boli Raatbhar Hamne Aapko Khush Kiya Hai Ab Aap Hamko Khush Kar Dijie!Pathan To Chal Main Nachta Hun Tu Dekh!
Main Jab Bhi Apne Doston Ko Koi Aklmandi Wali Baat Bolta Hu To Sab Mujhe Yahi Puchte Hain... . . . . . . . . . . . . Sale Aaya Hai Kya?
Ladakiyan Chunni Se Muhan To Aise Bandh Leti Hain . . . . . . . Jaise Activa Nahi Bhuse Wali Mashin Chalani Ho!
Mom: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Son: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Kiya. Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Honge. Son: Kaam Wali Aunty Ko Kaun Se Tables Aate Hain!